This guy i been talking to for like 4 months only likes me for my farts and s***. because hes got a fart fetish.. i like seducing him but i feel unappreciated. He wants me to fart on his crotch but is not affectionate. I think i should leave him, but im starting to like him. damn. Am i really just an object of his fart fetish?
Heres our convo:
HE: "I love when u talk about that. Mmm best of both worlds.
ME: what are those both worlds.
HE: your s*** and your gas
ME: good, but is that it?
HE: what do u mean?