This past Christmas was the worst one
This past Christmas was the worst one ever, not because someone in the family got diagnosed with cancer, or because Daddy was out of work, or any of the other things that have made other Christmases bad in the past. But, it was because no one but me cared.
That's why I didn't give anybody a present in the end--I sent them all back, or just kept them for myself. You were the worst family I could have imagined, four months ago. If you do it again this year, I will take more serious measures against you.