It's a sign

After agonizing about it, I make the decision to mess around with my roommate. Oh but- he suddenly goes to bed early and the other roommate I dont want to know about it is up wandering the house because he decided to take a 4 hour nap when he got home from work. Okay, Unoverse, I get it.
Guess I'll go finger myself. Again.

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  • Don't give up on it too soon. There is always tomorrow....

  • Sounds to me like the universe wants you to f*** the other roommate, not the one you want. Like the old song says, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you are with. Might even be fun. You could f*** eeach roommate and make them promise to not tell the other one. You would be the only one that knows you are f****** them both. Or you could go for it all and have a roommate threesome. Life is short, enjoy it while you can.

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