I am a 28 year old male, and I have

I am a 28 year old male, and I have lead a mostly boring and regular life, but about 3 years ago, I was kidnapped and almost killed because a gang thought I was someone who I wasn't. Since then, I have had a morbid sexual attraction to cleaning impliments, and am trying to get my pets interested so I don't feel alone. Brooms, vaccums, towels, anything used to clean things. Also, I can't get songs by The Pixies out of my mind for days after any time that I eat cold food. I haven't told anyone personally because I don't want them to think I am crazy.

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  • amen

  • amen

  • This is bullshit, but very weird bullshit! Seek professional help!

  • ^ amen

  • Well the boring life part is obviously true, if this is the best crap you can lie about.

  • It's ok. This sort of thing happens all the time.

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