When I like a boy, I become obsessed

You may mean that to be completely innocent, but obviously outsiders reading this think you are crazy.

Tell Ryan you ilke him in a NORMAL fashion.

julie, was that you that left the dead cat carcus in front of my door that said "love me" carved into the cat?..

Just don't collect bits of his hair or his used toilet paper.

lmao i won't kill the boy.
Nor will I stalk him.
I just like him. A lot.

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RYANNNNNNNNN

I AM OBSESSED WITH BEING OBSESSED.

ME TOO!

My obsession is BEN!

If it's Ryan Seacrest, you can forget about it. He's not interested in women.

RYAN, SHE IS GONNA CUT YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND FEED THEM TO HER CATS. STAY THE F*** AWAY, RYAN!

Don't worry, Ryan. If she's a typical woman, then within a week she'll have either changed her mind or killed you. Either way you're past it.

Scary. Ryan, watch your back, whoever you are.