I want Evan peters to f*** me with a celery stick

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  • What if he said he'd do it, but wanted to use a carrot instead?

  • If Evan Peters agreed to f*** you, why would you have him use a celery stick?

  • I'm SO on board with Evan Peters. That celery stick tho.. Not so much

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