Me time.

Sometimes I get to a point where I just can't concentrate on anything because I feel such suppressed sexual tension. The only way I've been able to handle this is by having a six hour session with my vibrator once every two weeks or by getting laid at least once a week. Since I'm single I chose the vibrator option and now I think I'm going to solve world hunger and the problems in the Middle East. Everything feels so clear.

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  • 6 hours is a long damn time, if you're in school you could be doing that to study and stuff. You're using up a lot of time in one sitting to satisfy yourself. If you need to, try masturbating every day, or frequently during a week, as that should cut back on the large amount of time being used up. Its really not healthy to only satisfy yourself for 6 hours, regardless of how long its been since you last masturbated.

  • I can do u

  • You should do it alot more often than that.

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