Restroom anxiety cure

You know that awkward anxiety you get in a public restroom when you have to use a urinal right beside a complete stranger, or the bathroom at work when you know someone from the office is taking a dump just on the other side of the partition? Kinda makes it hard to get the flow going right? Odd as it sounds I picture an ex-girlfriend's face and her cigarette tinged teeth and then think about p****** on her. It always works for me, and not in a kinky golden shower fetish kind of way, but in a "you deceitful, lying, cheating, black hearted c***!" way.

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  • Get f***** you stupid c***.

  • I hate public toilets. Always have. Dirty. Smelly. Dark. Scary. I know it's wierd but i wear adult nappies 'just in case'. Rarely use them. Always pee before I lave home and hold it until I get home or back to work.

  • For me, an Auburn University fan, it's the face of Nick Saban.

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