I p*** in the sink more than the toilet, especially when drunk so I can stare at myself and "mySELF"
I p*** outside, in what used to be the garden off my porch. And a few times, coming home drunk, took a dump in my yard. If my nosey neighbors see, I don't care. It's my house, not theirs.
I'm lazy too. Have deliberately peed my bed.
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