My parents think my fiance is in Iraq

Why did he go to prison? How long is he in for? And why did you feel the need to lie to your parents?

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^Good point

Just a hint of advice here...if you plan on having a functional life with children find a boyfriend without a parole record.

Either way, he's getting f***** up the ass by some big brown-skinned guy named Omar.

All relationships should start out as yours.

Not.

Funny thing is that is pretty much where the type of people who join the army would end up anyways too.