^ I've seen you write this before. Creative (not).
^ JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED ! ! ! ! ! ^
*PETER, CROSS THAT LITTLE S.O.B.'S NAME OFF THE LIST!*
God
^Please, shut up. You're not much of a deity if you can't even keep a hack up. You must be a really sad individual in real life. Pathetic really, I know, you must be a doctor, banker, lawyer etc. you're getting paid really good money at a great job right? No, I know you're flipping burgers and you hate it.
NO I HAVEN'T! WHY, JUST TODAY I WAS BUSY CARRYING SOME SILLY TWIT HALFWAY DOWN THE BEACH BECAUSE HE WAS TOO WEAK TO WALK ALONE OR SOME OTHER DRIVELL!
WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TRY DOING SOMETHING YOURSELVES FOR ONCE?!?!
God
Stop looking and you will find He has always been by your side.
HA!! HA! HA! HA! I LOVE A GOOD JESUS JOKE! GOOD ONE ! !
God
^ I was looking for him too but I think he's been kinda busy. Seems that his son was picked up by Immigration, also the revenue people are still after him for that "water into wine" business a while back.
^ I've seen you write this before. Creative (not).
^ JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED ! ! ! ! ! ^
*PETER, CROSS THAT LITTLE S.O.B.'S NAME OFF THE LIST!*
God
^Please, shut up. You're not much of a deity if you can't even keep a hack up.
You must be a really sad individual in real life. Pathetic really, I know, you must be a doctor, banker, lawyer etc. you're getting paid really good money at a great job right?
No, I know you're flipping burgers and you hate it.
NO I HAVEN'T! WHY, JUST TODAY I WAS BUSY CARRYING SOME SILLY TWIT HALFWAY DOWN THE BEACH BECAUSE HE WAS TOO WEAK TO WALK ALONE OR SOME OTHER DRIVELL!
WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TRY DOING SOMETHING YOURSELVES FOR ONCE?!?!
God
Stop looking and you will find He has always been by your side.
HA!! HA! HA! HA! I LOVE A GOOD JESUS JOKE!
GOOD ONE ! !
God
^ I was looking for him too but I think he's been kinda busy. Seems that his son was picked up by Immigration, also the revenue people are still after him for that "water into wine" business a while back.
*sigh* OH... WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!?
God