I really want to be a cat

I really want to turn into a giant cat and live the life of prowling in the night, hunting, stalking, climbing and jumping and getting belly rubs. Every time i think of becoming a cat i get happy and extremely sad because obv it's ridiculous and no such thing is even remotely possible.
I'm a grown ** adult and have had this "dream" since i was a child.

By Anonymous

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