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** for the homeless
My boyfriend and I are on the way to the laundromat. We stop at a light and there is a homeless guy thete with a sign that says, Anything will help. God Bless. My boyfriend turns and starts digging around in the back seat. He comes up with a dirty pair of my undies. Before I can say anything he tosses them to the homeless guy. The homeless guy gets a big smile on his face and winks at me. We pull away and I'm like, what the **, dude! My boyfriend says, "his sign said anything will help. Just because he's homeless doesn't mean he doesn't jack one out. Have a heart, babe. Your ** are probably going to be the highlight of his day."
Next time you should tell your boyfriend to stop the car and you both get out. Walk over to the homeless guy and let him see your **. Ask your boyfriend if he wants the homeless ** to ** you or lick you. Then let the ** eat your ** and **. You'll love how it feels and your boyfriend will be so **. It'll become a fun hobby for you!
Next time you should stop the car and let the homeless man see your ** or sniff it or lick it or ** you.
Whilst I can kinda sympathize, someone has taken something of yours and taken your choice away in the matter...
On the other hand, it's just a bit of cloth covering your **. It's not magical. Or a special snowflake. Sticking ** related things way up there on the pedestal of the divine magical is just ridiculous. Take a breath. Get a sense of perspective. Move on.
Is your bf a ** ? Yeah, probably. Are you blowing it out of proportion and putting your vajajay on a pedestal ? Yeah. You're both idiots. :p
He sounds like a **. Maybe he'll mature, but I doubt it.
How humiliating! He sounds like a real ** for doing something like that! How would he like it if you threw a pair of his dirty underwear at a homeless person? I mean, what's the guy gonna do with them? Wear them? Smell them?? Those were your personal paid if dirty undies and he had no right to do that! Inconsiderate **!!
Lol. Sounds like something my bf would do.