Flashed a cop

I got pulled over today. It was a young cop, mid-twenties, around my age. I was flirting with him trying to get out of the ticket. I thought I had him. I pulled my shirt and bra up and showed him my b****. He gave me the ticket anyway. I have awesome b****. Guys love them. My friend calls them supermodel b****. He looked at them and gave me a hundred filler ticket. I was going six miles over the speed limit. Give a girl a break.

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  • Four months ago I got out of a speeding ticket big time giving the trooper a BJ and swallowing his cu m. I was doing over 165 in a 55 zone. I have met him six times since and we're going to his cabin at a lake near here this week end. Just can't say no to him.

  • Do the crime pay the time. Speed kills just accept your wrong and pay the b***** fine. Then perhaps you won't do it again!!

  • Older sister did this a bunch of times, and it never failed..

  • You sound like a s***, But that's f****** hot. lol.

  • You sound like a bogan. Laws are there to give us guidelines. Getting off on some bimbo flashing her t*** to a cop to avoid a fine is disk dude.

  • Give her a break. A lot of my female friends have talked about trying to flirt or cry their way out of a ticket.

  • It's not fair. Men can't get out of tickets by flashing their d***.

  • She did not get off. She should be fined for attempting to avert the cause of justice.

  • Haha, I would let you get away with it. Is it big? I might have even let you f*** me in the back of your car. And it would be so damn hot.. god my p**** is so wet right now

  • Troll !

  • Was he wearing a body camera? If so you didn't just flash him. You flashed everyone at his precinct.

  • You should have started crying. I usually works for me.

  • I think you just got mauled by autocorrect. Might want to give thing a reread before you post. :-)

  • Pervert.. #1, Get Over Your Freaking Self.. Look, I am gifted too with a awesome, oversized, artfully circumcised P****. It is truly a work of art.. Dames absolutely adore it & become addicted to it after it completely fills them & copiously e********* my s**** to their core.. The point is we all have assets, which is part of what makes us diverse. You need to grow up & use your dumb b****** for what they were intended for ; i.e. sexual attraction & spreading your legs rather than futile attempts to bait law enforcement.. 's more like you need to give US a break girl..

  • The guy was obviously gay. How does a self-respecting hetero EVER resist a flashjob????!!? If you want to flash me, I'll pay the ticket for you! :)

  • The way you write & butcher the language, you must be about 14.. I'll give you a break on the immaturity factor however you better get back to the books & do your homework now junior..

  • ^yet another f**^

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