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Too fat for me
Lisa,
You were fun to hang out with, talk to and hook up with. The only reason I didn't want you as my girlfriend is that you're too fat. If you gave head, maybe that would make up for being too chubby, but you refused to. Hope you're doing well and have found a new guy less shallow than me.
That's okay. While we were hanging out, I noticed how you treated other people (crappily), the inside of your car (gross), and your unrealistically high opinion of yourself (hilarious). I can lose weight, but you will always be way uglier than my chubby ** could ever be. Have a nice life!
Buh-bye now,
Lisa
If she wont giv head walk away
I agree, 69 IS awesome!
And this guy is super shallow.
LOL HILARIOUS!!!
FAT ** GIVE GREAT HEAD THOUGH...
69 is awesome
Hey this sounds like one of my friends...... LOL LOL LOL LOL! No seriously, it sounds like my friend Lisa....LMAO!
^ Good for you.
Most of us don't like to be smothered in blubber.
Fortunately that's not a problem for you, living in your mommy's basement while convincing yourself that you deserve only Victoria's Secret models :)
i am sleeping with a woman who has extra padding but I have no problem with that.I helped her reinvent herself and she looks great.By the way I am 51 she is 63..Most nights we have the pleasure of preforming a 69.I lay on my back with my legs wide apart while she ** my erected **.I have the space between her legs well and truly buried in my face..It great fun
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LMAFO **!!! that is hillarious, a little mean, but hillarious!