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Am I stupid or what?!!!!
** SNIFF AROUSAL TRAINING. I am a blond 30 something wife with a 30 something husband. I have recently taught my husband to become aroused by the scent of my farts. It is to the point where he becomes completely excited when I cut the cheese and often asks me to ** in his face when we are intimate. I tease him by eating refried beans in public and then **. He begs me not to because it turns him on too much and he cannot stand up in public after I ** near him.
One of our hottest fantasies was where he wore a latex hood and I ate several bean burritos and ** inside of the latex hood. All he could breathe where my farts. My farts were his oxygen.
I think someone may be having a little dream.
I'm ashamed to be the same species as people like you. I don't understand why humans are so demented and, frankly, disgusting. This isn't directed at the poster, it's directed to our species as a whole. *Sigh*
I'd want to be ** and then you could ** on my face
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