umm hi, i'm so embarassed, i just had

umm hi, i'm so embarassed, i just had a*** wit my boyfren's dad,and he told me if i didn't lick his thing clean he would tell my b/f, i refused and he poked me in the eye and now its all red and crusty, is this serious?

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  • you have pink eye , that is when feces comes in contact with one's eye , didn't you watch Knocked up?....

  • This confession is the first one that truly made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!

  • too funny. You get poked in the ass and poked in the eye with crusty redness. Girls were not so dumb when I was growing up.

  • So he stuck his shity d*** in your eye of course its infected

  • it's an infection--see a doctor.

  • you are such a b****, but your still a person and i thinnk you should go get it checked out

  • lol

  • haha.. there are some seriously retarted people in this planet. So the wrinkles do it for you then? Spank that hairy ass girlfriend represent

  • you caught your own hemeroids in your eye!!!

  • LOL, you're so dumb. Its your s*** anyway

  • Where do you live?

  • haha. serves yourself right :P

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