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umm hi, i'm so embarassed, i just had
umm hi, i'm so embarassed, i just had ** wit my boyfren's dad,and he told me if i didn't lick his thing clean he would tell my b/f, i refused and he poked me in the eye and now its all red and crusty, is this serious?
you have pink eye , that is when feces comes in contact with one's eye , didn't you watch Knocked up?....
This confession is the first one that truly made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!
too funny. You get poked in the ** and poked in the eye with crusty redness. Girls were not so dumb when I was growing up.
So he stuck his ** ** in your eye of course its infected
it's an infection--see a doctor.
you are such a **, but your still a person and i thinnk you should go get it checked out
lol
haha.. there are some seriously retarted people in this planet. So the wrinkles do it for you then? Spank that hairy ** girlfriend
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you caught your own hemeroids in your eye!!!
LOL, you're so dumb. Its your ** anyway
Where do you live?
haha. serves yourself right :P