Bizarre recurring grooming ritual in my dreams.

It's been recurring so much, that I have to get it out while I still remember.

When I dream, the "story" of my dream/s is always very long and constantly changes while still being connect, like a road trip.

Anyway, somewhere along the line, I keep having a moment where I cleanly remove my full genitalia, the b****/sack/p****, all together, I hold it tightly in my hand trying to stop it from flopping and sagging all over and spilling out of my palm, and I began to groom it with razors and scissors, removing all the hair in the awkward hard-to-normally-reach-spots.
I have conversations with or denizens in my dreams while doing this, and no one seems to notice anything odd about it.

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