Misconception

Oh, but I do love you.

: ( Did you reach out to them?

No. I'm a cowardly loser who "loves from afar" and am convinced I know every single thing about my True Love. Even though I don't have the guts to speak to her.

However, I do put insane amounts of time and energy into telling everyone ELSE how much I "love" her. I really get off on being seen as a Tragic Would-Be Lover who pines for one he can never have. It gets me lots of attention and sympathy, which is much easier to "earn" than reaching out to the one I tell everybody I "love".

It's a tale as old as time and is kept alive by insecure, controlling boys and girls (never men and women) everywhere. Love is confusing, and people like me live to make it even more tangled and dramatic. Because I am a ** idiot and an emotional backbirth.

--R

Nah you didn't misinterpret

Sounds like one of the stupidest ideas I've encountered today, but if that's what it takes to make you happy, fine - one less dimbus for me to care about, soooo.. kthxbai

Consider yourself forgotten