Caught Stealing

I've been caught stealing once when I was 5. I enjoy stealing it's just as simple as that. Well, it's just a simple fact when I want something, I don't want to pay for it. I walk right through the door. It's alright if I get by, it's mine. Mine all mine.
My girl, she's one too. She'll go and get her a shirt stick it under her skirt. She grabbed a razor for me and she did it just like that.

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  • I work in retail so I see how much s*** gets thrown in the trash (mostly food), so I've really stopped caring about theft so much when it comes to stealing from big stores. Just make sure when you steal to take the s*** out of the store so we don't have to scan it out.

  • You were five when you started stealing sweetheart and now allow your daughter to steal. If you were my child i would have tanned your little bottom and you would never have stolen again...

  • How odd

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