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My name is $** and I live on The Island of ** with my wife **. We are in constant fear of being ** by the giant Penisaurus. Won't you please help us? Mail all of your toenail clippings to us so we can weave them together into a raft and escape.

PENISAURUS :LOL:

I am a chocolate chip cookie.......................

My name is $** and I live on The Island of ** with my wife **. We are in constant fear of being ** by the giant Penisaurus. Won't you please help us? Mail all of your toenail clippings to us so we can weave them together into a raft and escape.

Hello. My name is Harrrrrrrrnnmorgghhhh and I live in a tree. My favorite foods are vitamins and washing machines and I like to glue yak hair on bowling pins.

We should hook up.

i want socks made out of bacon

Grandpa?