hello my name

is rhys and im married to a chicken and i dont have any toes and i have a jipati for a hat and my socks are made out of bacon.

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  • My name is $fart and I live on The Island of S***** with my wife Minge. We are in constant fear of being raped by the giant Penisaurus. Won't you please help us? Mail all of your toenail clippings to us so we can weave them together into a raft and escape.

  • I am a chocolate chip cookie.......................

  • My name is $fart and I live on The Island of S***** with my wife Minge. We are in constant fear of being raped by the giant Penisaurus. Won't you please help us? Mail all of your toenail clippings to us so we can weave them together into a raft and escape.

  • Hello. My name is Harrrrrrrrnnmorgghhhh and I live in a tree. My favorite foods are vitamins and washing machines and I like to glue yak hair on bowling pins.

    We should hook up.

  • i want socks made out of bacon

  • Grandpa?

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