I pooped in the Portal Potty then a bear attacked

So.... here is the story. One day I ate Mexican food... my stomach was hurting so much my wife and kids were out to California camping. I told my honey I have To use the bathroom. So I went.... I sat on the portal potty and my body felt so gross but at that moment I didn't really care. 5 minutes later a bear approached I could hear it... the bear smacked the toilet down but I was able to escape I smacked the bear and put my s***** toilet paper on the bears face and ran. (I did clean my butt). To this day this was a pretty hilarious story hope you guys enjoyed💓

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