Why am I Such a Virgin?
Right, I'm a complete spoon. I'm sixteen and I'm in the perfect position to get a girlfriend - I'm pretty decent looking, I'm physically fit and muscular, I have plenty of attractive female friends and I know from not only my own mind but also other people telling me that several of these pretty girls would happily go out with me. Problem is, I pretty much deliberately friendzone myself constantly. I'm so much of a flipping wuss that I'm too shy and scared to ask any of them out or even tell them how I feel. Why must I ** myself over so hard and how do I get up the courage to speak to any of theeeeeeem?! *facepalm*
Pick the girl you like the best and write her a poem or two. Trust me, girls think that is attractive (I'm a girl).