Movie warning
On March 9, the worst movie in the history of cinema will be released. That's saying a lot, I know. But it's true: this will be the lowest of the low. It's name is "Hurricane Heist", and it is the most implausible, most poorly-written, worst-acted, and most sloppily-directed and sloppily-filmed movie ever. It will establish new lows in cinematography, direction, acting, and special effects, but the volume will keep people from noticing just how unbelievably stupid the plot-line is. Watching it will stunt your ability to think. Please stay away from this movie. Please don't encourage anyone to see it. Don't ask about it. Just ignore it.
Post this exactly if you want it to be a rotten tomatoes block buster movie. Many viewers won't take your word for it. Will watch it. Then blame you for not warning them how much it actually sucked.