On March 9, the worst movie in the history of cinema will be released. That's saying a lot, I know. But it's true: this will be the lowest of the low. It's name is "Hurricane Heist", and it is the most implausible, most poorly-written, worst-acted, and most sloppily-directed and sloppily-filmed movie ever. It will establish new lows in cinematography, direction, acting, and special effects, but the volume will keep people from noticing just how unbelievably stupid the plot-line is. Watching it will stunt your ability to think. Please stay away from this movie. Please don't encourage anyone to see it. Don't ask about it. Just ignore it.