Got 11 girls pregnant...not done yet

I got pregnant at a New year's party as passed out drunk my brother my friend my brother's friend and my dad was there and they all could turns

Some advice. I'm 60 years old and have been at this for a long time. You sound like me 35 years ago. Today, my target market is long past their breeding years. And I've learned a little along the way. So let me live vicariously through you. If my advice helps you sire more kids, name one of them after me.

First of all, it’s best to modify the condom while it’s still in the wrapper. Opening the condom in front of her—even if it has a hole in it hidden by your hand—lends credence to the act. And an “act” is exactly what this is. Like a magic trick. It may be easier to fool a drunk girl than a sober one, but like a magician, you have to be able to fool everyone.

You can punch a bunch of small holes in a condom, but these will just let ** seep out. You want jets to flow. The objective is to get your seed through her cervix and into her uterus. Dribs and drabs are less likely to get the job done.

So a single larger hole is best. But not so big that it’s noticeable. Use a paper hole punch. Handheld. Best 10 bucks you’ll ever spend. 1/8” is perfect. 1/4" provides better flow, but the hole may get noticed.

Look at your **. Your urethra is not in the center of the tip. It is on the lower side. So you don’t want the hole in the center, but off to one side and, of course, not through the rolled ring. Before you roll the condom on, orient it hole-side down. You'll figure out where to put the hole for your ** and for your brand of condom. Leaving a loose tip at the end of the condom helps conceal the hole. Then pull the condom on tight before entering her.

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Have a few modified condoms, but also carry 1 or 2 unmodified ones. That way if you can't get away with putting a modified one on, you can still ** and maybe modify it later.

If she gives you a condom, which adds another level of trust, try to punch it before putting it on. Give her some diversion. Go to the bathroom. Cough when you make the punch. Whatever.

If you can't get away with putting a modified one on, use something that will poke a hole, but not so sharp that it’ll cut your **. The end of a paperclip works well. Push it like you’re trying to push it into your urethra. When you feel a slight “pop” the hole’s there. If you still have time, pull the paperclip out of your urethra, but not all the way out of the condom, and move it in circles to expand the hole. Another option is to pull on the condom like you're trying to shove your ** farther in. If the hole has jagged edges, the hole may break open.

I met a guy once who had a "V" shaped protrusion sculpted in the fingernail on his little **. He used it to dig into tips of condoms. Great idea but I never tried it. It required regular trimming to keep it sharp, so he said.

Next, when you’ve finished, go down on her. Immediately. 4 reasons. 1)A woman finds it exciting when a man doesn't just roll over and go to sleep. If anything will bring her to **, this will. And **--with your seed inside her--are exactly what you want. The uterus withdraws, ** flows through the cervix to a waiting egg, touchdown. 2) Going down on her gives you the chance to put her on her back with her legs in the air. In this position, your juice has the best chance of flowing down (up?) and through her cervix. Consider putting a pillow under her ** to increase the downward angle. 3) If she’s on her back having **, you can dispose of the condom before she can ask you why there’s no ** in it.

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4)You can clean up any backflow that could serve as evidence of your deed. Tongue or Towel, your choice. You don't want her to suspect she has seed in her beautiful body so she doesn't use a Plan B pill. Surprise is on your side. The later she discovers she’s pregnant, the less time she has to get an abortion.

Lastly, reservoir tip condoms are the work of the devil. Without a tip, ** gets between ** and condom. If you keep pumping, It slides off or ** leaks out (lube helps this happen). “Happy” accident. The reservoir prevents such "accidents". Also, with a reservoir, a punched hole could wind up anywhere on the condom tip and not exactly where you want it. Not to mention, the reservoir provides a place for ** to hide instead of going where it belongs. Two exceptions.....if you can 1)cut the tip off, or 2)cut a hole at the bottom side of the base of the tip. The tip dangling down will hide the hole. Unfortunately, these modifications can only be done with the condom out of the wrapper.

Non-tip condoms are hard to find--try ON Clinic or Zioxx.

Along this line, wear a condom that is slightly smaller than you feel comfortable with. It should be tight, leaving less ** in the condom and more out where it can do some good. Plus a tight condom will have more elastic strain on it, increasing the chances that the hole will break open.

Put lube on you ** before putting the condom on. This makes slippage and subtle removal of the condom easier. Also with less friction between your ** and the condom, it's easier to break the hole open by shoving your ** deeper in. Put lube on the outside of the condom too. The less friction, the more at ease she'll be. If you remove the condom, if your ** is well lubed so she won't feel the difference. Obviously, don't use spermicidal lube.

Here's a positive thought--if she wants you to wear a condom, there's probably no other birth control going on.

Enough on condom legerdemain.

Now, birth control pills. Not much you can do here. Years ago, you could find fake pills. Women had this plastic ring with 28 slots. Pills could be removed and replaced. I knew a guy in the navy who did this to get his wife pregnant before a deployment so "she won't get knocked up by a Marine." Ahh, love.

Today, BCP’s are in bubble packs. She'll catch on if you try to play hide & seek. Try throwing away future months’ supplies forcing time to get a new prescription. You need a 14-20 day disruption from the 1st day of her period. In the meantime, magnanimously offer to use condoms.

Fortunately, BCP's aren't a big problem. I read that only 12.6% of women aged 15-49 in the US use them. Some women aren't sexually active, some are gay, etc. You want to meet women in the Venn Diagram where "heterosexually active" and "not on the pill" intersect. If I could figure that out, local schools would have classrooms full of my kids.

Don't give fake contact info. Own up to being the father. I know that sounds like a contradiction to what I've been saying. Subterfuge to impregnate gets past her concerns and settles the unanswerable question about who should father her children. Once that's done, be a man. Fulfill your responsibility. That's certainly not to say that you shouldn't breed with other women. Embrace your biology. Also, sticking around allows you to encourage your kids, especially the males, to breed in greater numbers thus passing your genes along.

I understand the thrill of anonymous breeding. Getting a woman pregnant with no consequence is the stuff wet dreams are made of. But in the end—not now but in 10 or 20 years--you’ll want to know where your progeny are and have an impact on their lives. Not to mention the 9 months when you experience the incredible changes your seed is putting her body through.

I never pulled condom tricks on an anonymous hookup. Way, way too risky. That's not saying I always used one.

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If you get caught, payments and lawyer fees will be unimaginable. My experience was that, if you maintain a friendly, loving relationship with the mother, she won’t come after you. Give her $100 or $200 every once in a while. Show her you care. Run errands. Fix things. Babysit occasionally. I was lucky that all my children's mothers had careers and/or married well, so they weren't money-grubbing. But also, I never got an anonymous hookup pregnant.

The female psyche. For a woman, who to choose to father their children is an immense decision with huge consequences. If they consciously think about it, it's overwhelming. It’s a decision with no firm statistics or data to support a conclusion. I think this is the reason women are so prone to talking about their feelings. They don’t have anything else to go on. The biggest decision of their lives is based on nothing more.

That's why I feel no compunction in furthering the process along. Since there is no "right" answer, why shouldn't I be the answer? I go the extra mile--without breaking the law--to get my seed where it needs to be. IMO, I epitomize Darwin's natural selection.

Women are social creatures--far more than men. The fact that one woman is having your baby is the ultimate advertisement that you are good breeding stock--even if that baby was an "accident". Her friends will hit on you. If you show devotion to the new mother but still pay attention to her friends, they'll hit on you even more. I think sociologists call this "preselection".

As you get to know her social circle, try to meet women on the periphery of that circle. Co-workers or someone she vaguely knows. Outer members will have their own social circles you'll be able to hit on. The great thing about the social circle is, after your first impregnation, and attention to the new mother, your seal of approval will precede you. I've been in that situation and it is wonderful.

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This social circle idea works best when the women are young and many/most haven't had children yet. At that time in their lives, they're still in that bewildered state of choosing a man to father children. You are in your mid 20's--you're in The Zone. Don't let this productive time go to waste.

Women become more independent as they get older, especially with reproductive issues. But give them, and their friends, a shot. If you're under 25, you're likely their preferred demographic. Pregnancy is still possible though less likely. If you try to pull birth control tricks, be on your game. Experienced women are harder to fool--but I've found older women don't normally ask for condoms. They either want another child before menopause, or think they can't get pregnant. Your job is to prove she can and give her that child.

Acrimony will arise if you’ve impregnated one woman, and start having ** with another. That is reason enough to try impregnate #2 as soon as possible. In the meantime, your natural instinct will be to lavish attention on the woman you’re trying to get pregnant and ignore the one that is already pregnant, or has had your child. Don’t do that. In fact, do the opposite. Occasionally blow off dates with #2 on the excuse that you need to attend to #1’s needs. Sprinkle your conversation with words like “duty” and “responsibility”. Trust me, that will raise your value as breeding stock immensely.

But don't go so far as to express “love”. Many women consider love sacrosanct and won't get involved with you. Women mistakenly believe a man can love only one woman at a time.

Once #2 is pregnant, peace will return to the galaxy. Stay devoted to them both, and your stock will rise even further.

My observation is that women are ultimately happy with a baby. After all, a baby is the “most wonderful gift in the world.” Many simply don't think they're ready, despite biological cravings. Pregnancy changes their minds.

A guy I know knocked up 4 women in one month. They are all due as of the 12th of june and on. I have 5 kids with 3 women.I am so sure of the 4 but not the 5th one;no DNA done yet. Two of my kids are adults,3 are under 10. I plan on having about 5 more with various women in the next year or so. That will give me 6 kids in another country where I don't have to worry much about legal issues. I just send money to the mothers. The guy I know will be doing the same thing.

#10 will be a huge accomplishment...keep at it.

Take yourself to Disneyland. You live in a fantasy land. Life there is more realistic. You can have ** with Donald Duck. Now Donald Duck must be gay. Duck is female gender, so why wouldn't Walt Disney call it Donald Drake for ** sake. Next you'll be telling us that you get dudes pregnant.

I've gotten a few pregnant myself and got out of it unscathed, but I consider myself lucky. Will I do it again? ** yeah, but I no longer do it intentionally--too risky.

I know! How many for you?

Let me know how that works out for you when the child support starts flowing out the door and you're broke ** can't afford **. And don't say it can't happen, because all it takes is anyone of these women to request a paternity test.

It wouldn’t happen. The married ones are covered by their husbands b/c the wives end up having ** with the husband so that he thinks the kid is his and they wouldn’t know who to get the paternity test on.

The wife may be a **, but she's not brain dead, and she knows who she's slept with. So when the kid comes out and looks nothing like hubby, guess what? He'll be demanding a paternity test not from you, but from himself. Then when it comes back negative and he leaves her **, she'll come after YOU for the real child support.
**, even if hubby doesn't figure it out or notice the kid doesn't look like him, all it takes is for them two to be fighting one night and her slip up by saying she ** around on him. Next thing you know he's questioning the father of the kid, and boom, you're in court doing a paternity test.
Like I said, you won't be so smug about it when most of your paycheck is going out in child support.

I’m not concerned. I don’t tend to stick around after.

Do they not know who you are to go after you?