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Didn’t Cream right
Sooooo like I’m a 34 year old woman and I have always thought my p**** was broken or it just didn’t work right. My boyfriend in high school looked at it once with disgust and he told me “eww your p**** doesn’t cream right!” I always thought having a naturally dry ** was the thing men wanted in a woman, right. So for 10 years after he told everyone we knew that my “p****y doesn’t cream right” I tried all different creams to get it to be the right consistency... shaving cream, ice cream, whipped cream... they all made my ** all sticky and really sour smelling but I thought that’s what men wanted! I went through at like 12 dozen gallons of mint chocolate chip loading them in my ** with an ice cream scoop and for over a decade nobody told me that my vaginal odor was unbearable or wrong!! Not until finally a doctor was like “ma’am why are their chocolate bits lodged in your cervix” did ANYONE raise a red flag to this behavior.
All because a boy told me my p**** didn’t Cream right
Oh my GODDDDD. Are you idiots taking this "confession" seriously?! I already knew humanity is doomed, but **...
I can't believe I just wasted 3 min of my life reading this **?
**.....you need not to impress someone who just look at you for physical pleasure.....you'll find great men to take care....but first fix that ** as per doctor's advice...good luck
Ice cream.....why....just...why...