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** Wife Overreacted
My wife caught me innocently fooling around with her girlfriend. It wasn't like we had ** or anything. We just kissed and I played with her ** for a few seconds before my wife walked in the kitchen and caught us.
I thought everything was cool. My wife didn't get ** or anything. She smiled and said none of that. We all laughed and had a couple of beers. After my wife's girlfriend left, my wife smiled at me and put her arms around me. I thought seeing me feeling up her girlfriend got her **. Boy was I wrong. She screamed you ** and kicked me in dead on in the nuts. She kicked me so freakin hard that I fell to the floor with tears in my eyes.
This is 2018, Man. She ought to be more liberal about some innocent fooling around. She ought to be less of a violent psycho **.
Please don’t blame her; it’s not her fault, it’s just an inbuilt reflex evolved in the female body. When female competition causes our male partner to react in a manner that suggests that he is not totally satisfied with our sexual relationship, & he then approaches us with guilt in his eyes, his proximity triggers a nerve in our legs causing our knee to ** upwards violently. A remarkable case of parallel evolution has endowed the male testicles with a massive amount of pain receptors, & positioned them between the male’s legs in the perfect position, & at the perfect height, to make violent contact with the female knee as her reflex is triggered. This makes perfect evolutionary sense actually, as it encourages fidelity in the male by causing him to associate any thoughts of being unfaithful with sickening agony at the very heart of his sexual identity. Isn’t nature wonderful?
Everything alright down there....😁
.......…….sometimes...….a ** just need a beating............................
My ex-wife kissed her ex-male roommate and I divorced her. If your wife stays with you it will be a miracle.
Haha haha....sorry dude
Your wife did the right thing--stop perving on her friends!!!
My husband used to give hugs and occasionally kisses on the cheeks to my female friends when they would come over, and I was okay with it--kinda. One time he slipped one of them tongue, and believe me, we had a chat. I should have kicked him in the nuts too.