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How to make sure she gets nothing
My wife has left me and we are getting a divorce.
She wants everything. The house and my business. Neither are worth all that much.
I have hit on an idea. My idea is to molest this really cute young female staff member and then she will sue me and win and the judge will award her a huge payout and that will make the company totally worthless.
Problem is morally I cant bring myself to do that.
That's your grand "strategy", using your shrew as an excuse to stick your loser d ick in something young and cute? You've got bigger problems than an upcoming divorce, amigo. Have fun taking it in the shorts left and right from the women in your life, because you obviously can't out-think them.
Better still, go on a killing spree, then when caught, pay for your own hotshot lawyer. All your money will be gone, and your wife will be left with nothing!
Then you can relax on death row, safe in the knowledge that you s_crewed your ex-wife, whilst Winston s_crews you every night in the showers.
It's a win win scenario!
SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HELP THEN?!
Burn the house down and leave the evidence in her car, then get her charged with arson.
The young girl though is an inviting option
Just don't pay her alimony and you'll be fine.
I can help
Get a great (not good) divorce attorney. Cut her a deal up front, if means you won't have to pay alimony. Then get out of the business and start a new one.
Burn everything thing. Don't molest her as she is not responsible for your loss in anyway
Start over and be glad you're rid of her.
Sell what you can. You will lose the house to her. Get a u-haul style trailer and start loading it up with the power tools and any business property. If she wants the company ask for a buyout. You will not win. Her and the lawyers win.
For the company, fight for or sell your stake. Just get away.