Honey I promise you
My wife said to me:
"Honey I promise you I will always be completely honest and open in our communication. It’s so important to a perfect relationship. So when you told me all your girlfriends and first wife cheated on you. I thought how perfectly honest and open you are for trusting me to know that about you. I’m not asking you to change for me and I sincerely want you to be happy. So please accept my promise. I promise I will cheat on you too. Honey we are going to be just so perfect for each other."