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Caught my wife!
I can't believe that I came home after only being gone for a measly 2 hours and caught my wife in bed. But it's totally true. I just happen to forget a couple documents from the night before. I was working late and thought I put them into my briefcase. But once I got to work I realized my mistake and headed right back home. I didn't bother to call ahead after I did that one time and she chewed me a new hole for waking her up from her beauty sleep. I figured I would just let her continue to rest. My vehicle is very quiet being it's a Tesla. Our home is an older stone house with lots of insulation and the garage is well insulated and we have a very quiet new belt drive door opener. I almost drove my old 1970 Chevelle SS 454 to work but didn't want it on the job site. She would have heard me return. I guess that's just what you call fate.
I hit the garage door opener just around the corner. Then using my smart phone I punched in the alarm code and I was going to walk in get my papers and leave. She wouldn't have known I had even been there. But I decided that I might leave work around noon and hit the golf course. I just needed to slip in and get my new golf pants. Halfway up the stairs I heard voices and laughter. I thought it was just the television. But I could clearly hear a man's voice and my wife. I listened outside of the bedroom for just a couple seconds and I knew who was in with her. It was her personal trainer. I turned the door handle slowly and then pushed hard. He jumped up naked right out of bed and fell on the floor. I said I was going to my gun safe and he ran straight out of the room only grabbing a few of his clothes.
I told the wife to make sure she was gone by the time I got home. She didn't think much of me scaring him like that. I told her he was a weasel and they deserve each other. She vowed to make me pay. That made me laugh. I told her she would have to get a job now as no judge awards no working women with a college degree everything anymore. We shall see who pays. I'm glad she's gone now. The house is always nice and quiet and more pleasant. Good riddance to her lazy **. She cost me more money just being around. Gone is good.
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