Little Boy Magnet!
Yesterday morning I kissed my ex boyfriend, Nick Bottom. We do that a lot. I mean, we made out! Later that day, my friend Helena got me together with this other guy, Tom Snout. Tom asked me out, and I said yes. We ended up kissing, and later, he said, "Do you know my best friend, Nick Bottom?
Tom broke up with me today.
Not to much of a heart break, it was only 24 hours.
And just so you know, I changed all the names to names from "a midsummer nights dream".