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I want to marry my car!
Please don't laugh at me. But I think a person should be able to marry whoever or whatever they want. Why should the stupid ** government be able to tell us anything on this subject. I love my Miata! It's like the best little car you can have period. I have even sat in my car and I masturbated all over the steering wheel and dash. I love my car so much. It makes me so happy in ways no person could ever do. I have found a place in the country that I pulled off the road got naked and then jerked off on the hood. It was the best ** I've ever had including man or woman. Nobody should be able to say that I can't marry my Miata. Like some ole fat judge who plays with himself under his robes. Why should he say that I can't become one with my Miata? Anyone else feel the same way about their car? Or am I just strange? I'd like to hear from you either way. Check out a Miata. They are so much fun. I just want to spend all my time with my car. I am planning on buying a house that I can actually drive my Miata into the living room and keep it inside with me. That will be the best. But I want it also to have my last name, Miata Jeffries. That has a wonderful ring to it. Doesn't it?
One good thing about that is when you get tired of it you can trade it in for something else.
Idiot.
A Miata is a chick car. So, if you're a woman, that means you're a lesbian. And if you're a man, it means you're ** nuts.
Snore. Another fundie trying out the tired old "Well, if gays can marry..." routine. Your kind really needs to learn about 1) *intelligent* satire and 2) relevancy. I know, that's asking too much.... pretend God commanded it!