A Simple Request
I confess that if I have to read one more grammatically butchered "confession" I am going to tear my eyeballs out. If you do not know how to effectively and correctly punctuate, spell, form contractions, or use appropriate verb/noun/pronoun forms, you should be forever barred from infiltrating a public web site with your damaging "writing." The rest of the intelligent world should not be subjected to your complete and utter idiocy.
Take your Dell, or better yet your Gateway, rip every single key off of the keyboard, and be content with the fact that by denying you fucktards the chance to further saturate my life with your undeniable lack of intelligence, I am preventing my assumedly-impending aneurism.