So I'm a virgin at 23, not becasue I can't get laid, but because I'm too freaking shy. I hate being shy. Get me drunk and I'm Mr. Charisma, but I'm almost always too shy to actually go out and get drunk. And even when I have been drunk and the oppertunity is there, I shy out of it like a a freaking dumbass.
I really wanna s**** a couple of freinds of mine, as well as my boss' step-daughter (she's legal and almost my age) 'cos she is HOT and in her own words (Google stalking anyone?) has a b******' chest.
DId I saya couple of my friends? Nah, I'd do pretty much every girl I know, 'cos I'm lucky enough to have stupidly hot friends. But there is the freaking shyness again. I'm getting to the point where I'm just gonna go out, get blind drunk and do it.
I can't fool myself into thinking it's a good thing anymore.
I once masturbated for a solid 13 hours, c****** 11 times. The longest I ever went without coming (seporate incident) is 7 hours; then I went blind and couldn't move, it was awsome.