reason #1 not to be a girl...

What if I told you... I wanted to my ** snapped in half

This is one of those things that chicks with ** will never have to endure, and therefore ARE NOT REAL WOMEN, YOU ** IDIOTS! They're mentally ill MEN who put on dresses and act bitchy. That is all.

Yes, you get cramps from ages.. 10 and up for the early starters? Earlier maybe? Scary.

But for us guys, a girls gains knowledge at 4 - 6 that kicking us boys in the ** seems to be an acceptable way to win an arguement/game/anything. Pick your reason, ** get kicked. You get monthly cramps, we get our delicate and small child ** smashed by a size one Mary Jane shoe. Its payback in my book. Until you stop kicking us. Then we feel a bit of sympathy.

so true.
haha.