I've stopped going for dinner at my parents every friday night, because of my addiction.
I quit my job because of my addiction- and told my family I was fired.
I tell my friends i'm too busy to go out with them...because of my addiction.
The truth is...I haven't had s** in 7 years, and so i've become addicted to warming holy peaches in the microwave and having my way with them.
I even eat the remains.
I think of my deceased dog rover when doing it.
My shopping list only consists of peaches.
I've also had s** with my cat.