The truth.

I've stopped going for dinner at my parents every friday night, because of my addiction.
I quit my job because of my addiction- and told my family I was fired.
I tell my friends i'm too busy to go out with them...because of my addiction.

The truth is...I haven't had s** in 7 years, and so i've become addicted to warming holy peaches in the microwave and having my way with them.

I even eat the remains.

I think of my deceased dog rover when doing it.

My shopping list only consists of peaches.

I've also had s** with my cat.

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  • do you make a pie or anything worthy or just eat the violated peaches as is??

  • I was waiting for the addiction to be about World of Warcraft or Everquest... something geeky. Lame.

  • How do you afford all thiose peaches ?

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