I am a thief
Yesterday I accidentally stole two cookies from Subway. The lady gave me the cookies and I tried to pay but she waved me away so I got confused and said "what" but she just waved me away again and didn't say anything. So I assumed that she was just giving me the cookies and so I left, and then ate them. Then, I was talking about how weird it was that she just gave me the cookies and my friend told me that she actually told me to pay at a different register, and that I technically just stole them. I completely did not hear her say anything at all so just thinking about this is so embarrassing.