You are my big sister and I love you but I have to come clean. This is very difficult... I have had s** with all your boyfriends starting with Todd. I have even had s** with your exfiancé. I did not hook up with your first husband (even I knew he was a douche) but I am currently hooking up with James. I know he loves you but he told me he prefers my vajayjay.
I am truly sorry I don’t know why I do it. I truly feel regret and remorse afterwards but there’s something very exciting to me about having your boyfriends.
I sent you the link to this post because I could not face you. Sorry I lied to you about why I moved away. Please know I love you and I hope you will find it your heart to forgive me