I am a girl
I am a girl, and I am cool, because I shock you by telling you something, and adding at the end of it that I'm a girl.
You see I want to kiss a girl, but I'm a girl! Isn't that so shocking?
I play video games, but I'm a girl! Surprising huh?
I will sometimes blow your mind by saying i'm a girl first, then throwing you a curveball! I'm a girl, and I want to kiss a girl.
I have to tell you I'm a girl though, cause its shocking when a girl does it!
I'm a girl posting that I'm a girl shocking you, cause that what I do.....Cause I'm a girl!
I'm not done yet.
One time I went and made a peanut butter sandwich, no jelly! Mostly boys like just peanut butter, but guess what, I'm not a boy......I'm a girl!
Lets see....... I went to the bathroom and p*****....I'm a girl!
I got in a fight with another girl....I'm a girl!