I am a girl

I am a girl, and I am cool, because I shock you by telling you something, and adding at the end of it that I'm a girl.

You see I want to kiss a girl, but I'm a girl! Isn't that so shocking?

I play video games, but I'm a girl! Surprising huh?

I will sometimes blow your mind by saying i'm a girl first, then throwing you a curveball! I'm a girl, and I want to kiss a girl.

I have to tell you I'm a girl though, cause its shocking when a girl does it!

I'm a girl posting that I'm a girl shocking you, cause that what I do.....Cause I'm a girl!

I'm not done yet.

One time I went and made a peanut butter sandwich, no jelly! Mostly boys like just peanut butter, but guess what, I'm not a boy......I'm a girl!

Lets see....... I went to the bathroom and p*****....I'm a girl!

I got in a fight with another girl....I'm a girl!

Thats all.

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  • HAHA.
    i love how the commenter is playing on the fact that society thinks so many things are uber taboo for women as opposed to the lack of attention if it were done by men.

    I'm a chick, (seriously)
    & the statements I have would probably Actually be shocking. ;)

  • I think the fact that I'm tough and I'm a girl makes me even hotter!

  • lol I'm pretty sure its a guy, but they are being sarcastic. Some swift commentors on this one.

  • your a guy

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