Practice makes perfect
I’m a 50 year old mother of three.
My youngest is having her prom later this month. Her boyfriend came to me and asked me if it would be ok if they got a hotel room after prom. He said it was safer as there would likely be drinking.
I smiled and told him OK, but you better give my little girl a great prom night and not the crappy ** I have burned in my head from 32 years ago. Poor guy did not know what to say.
He stuttered and said some thin like no mam, i am a gentleman. I said darling, I was not born yesterday. My daughter is a very attractive young lady and you are a strappingly handsome young man.
He smiled and said, “Mam, your daughter is beautiful. But you are very **. She would be lucky if she grows up to be as hot as you.
I leaned over and gave him a kiss while reaching over to kiss him (we were on the sofa) I let my hand “accidentally” touch his **. OMG! He was so hard.
Long story short. We have been “practicing” for a few weeks now and boy is my daughter going to have amazing Prom Night.
I just hope we can still “practice” after prom!! :)
I was a student athlete in my small high school and in my senior year. Not to sound like I'm arrogant but I was popular with the females too.
Gemma's family was Italian. She was a junior average looking, tall & thin with curly hair, glasses, nerdy and smooth olive skin. Everyone knew her family was crazy strict Catholic and Gemma had a crush on me. I had a class with her and we started talking & flirting. We started dating and I thought I'd see how long before she gave it up. After a month things got serious. She gave me a ** and we were planning on having ** soon. I guess I should add here that her mom did not like me at all and was very outspoken that she hoped we would break up soon. Her mom didn't like that I was not religious, never attended church and refused to attend mass with them.
On the day we planned to have **, my parents were gone for the weekend and I went to pick her up.
Her mom answered the door wearing short sundress and told me Gemma had taken the kids to the church to volunteer for the day but insisted I come in 'to talk'. BTW: Her mom late 40s, kicked out 5 kids and still in great shape.
She sat me down and to talk. She started out that she still didn't approve me dating Gemma but she had no control over that. She rambled on about some stuff then she tells me Gemma and her are very open and she confessed this was the day she would loose her virginity. I was 18 and didn't know how this was going to go.
Well, the craziest thing happened. Her mom offered for me to f**k her instead because she knew all I was craving was ** and she wanted Gemma to stay pure for her husband. She said, "Here's the agreement. If I give you **, then you have to break up with Gemma because I know you are only dating her to get inside her **." **! That woman was right. I was thinking. Gemma and I didn't really have anything in common and I knew this was short term.
I agreed. We had **. That woman f**ked my ** hard! I can see why she'd had 5 kids. Looking back, I can see why she didn't want Gemma's ** switch turned on either. LOL
I broke up with Gemma. She understood.
Before my daughter's first prom, I told her to give her date a ** early in the evening. I figured there would be less chance of them ** and her getting pregnant during the night. She told me the next morning she had sucked him off three times, and really enjoyed it. She's been sucking ** for at least three years that I know of. I'm proud of her for saving her ** until she gets older.
Back in the late 1990s, I was a single mom raising a teenage daughter. I made sure to have a relationship like an older sister instead of a 'mom' because I knew the day would come when my daughter would start having **. When she had her first period. I had her put on birth control so she wouldn't get pregnant at a young age. I also I told her when that day comes, I'd prefer she use protection to prevent STDs.
When she was 15, she'd been dating H for a few months. One evening we were talking and she told me she's ready to loose her virginity to H on her 16th birthday, in three weeks. We had a mature conversation and my daughter confessed to giving him head but he would get so nervous and ** early. I gave her some tips.
A few days later, H came by to see my daughter but she was still at band practice and would be home later. I was talking to H about my daughter birthday and the 'gift' she wanted from him. He was shocked I was openly planning to allow the two of them to be alone in the house that day. He told me he wanted to but he was afraid he'd ruin her day with premature **.
I offered my assistance. I practice giving him head and we had ** numerous times before my daughter's 16th birthday.
When it was over, I asked my daughter how it went. She said it was the best experience she'd ever had and H was 'wonderful'. They broke up a few weeks later. My daughter confessed that her and H only had ** that one time. H and I had ** 7 times. LOL
I am a 43 year old mother of a 19 year old daughter in college. Her boyfriends have been hitting on me for years. I have never taken any of them up on it though. One of the boys even got bold enough to grab my ** a few times.
I'm a racist leftist. I think nonwhites are mere pets who get controlled and sicced by racist whites against patriotic Americans. All these multicolored subhumans can do is bark at good whites like us. The Democratic Party is the party of the KKK, who realized that they could use muds against their eternal enemy: the white race. The KKK are a bunch of racemixing traitors who want white girls to go with feral black savages and want white guys to go with jungle honey bunnies. It's time we recognize the real enemies of the white race: every fed and every faag from Ireland and Scandinavia.
Try liften up the falling. You'll only fall dun vith em. They made their own bed, and now they have to lie in it. But they want to blame everybody but themselves for making their own bed. And if they go down, everyone else must go dun vit em. Hvo em be? The Illuminati, the masons, enemies of God. Where's the tower of Babel?
You don't blame a child for being a child. You don't blame a woman for being a woman. You do blame a ** of children and young boys, or if they look like freakshows out of My Little Pony.
The sodomite: "everybody gotta be faag quieyr ** fluid everi thing" "yer goen dun"HOWCOMEERRYRELIGIOPRESCRIBEDEATHFARQUIYRS? Lev2013Rev17
Fascism & communism: two sides of the same coin.
The commune. A few members can't be tolerated. So the commune kicks em out. The expellees band under one axehead.
A bunch a logs (faags) aint nothen. But tie em up in a bundle & they be komm a majisty fagggot.
Add the axelhead to the fagggot & ya get a fasces (faskes). Now ya got faskism, sorry, fascism.
Soviet Union was evil. Natzee Germ-any was evil. In the same way. But one was a standard commune.
And the other one was a commune for Germans only. Japan remains fascist to this day. Look at all their anime.
The fasces has all the decadence of the commune, but it's only intended for a specific nation/race.
After fascism, or communism if you will, a slow fallen dun to death. The abyss devoid of essence only dark. Here is only death.
Postmodernism, or Faustian soul, or Gothoidism, or Templarianism, or Masonry, or the Bavarian Illuminati, or the Kabbalah, or Canaanism, or Babelianism, is all about turning man into god.
The worship of demons above the stars in the form of men: the very definition of paganism.
Where communism ruled, only death follows. If you own the Internasionel Banque of Setelmunds, the Internasionel Monesery Fount, and the Un Virel's Banque, ya own de Virel. Is your name the Red Shield of Templars? Or the Child of the One Who Turns Red When Angered? Then ya rael the virel. It's that simple. Every country needs energy, water, food, infrastructure hard and soft. And fer all hvat, they need mooney green on paper and silve coin.
Silver'll save ya,
Gold'll cultivate fer ya,
The way to grow wheat,
Is the way to compose a symphony.
Every atheist is by definition an enemy of God. Atheism is EPISTEMOLOGY, not just belief. If you the subject believe yourself as God, you will deny the existence of the objective God. And from that follows all the wickedness of man and his fall down to death, and an eternal burning.
There is no debating atheists. God's Law is S-K-R sen k t.
Wokism = communism. Communism & fascism are essentially the same thing. You have a commune. The commune has a few intolerable members. They're kicked out of the commune & and so, expelled, they unite under the axehead. They are like faags (logs of wood) but tie up the logs of wood in a bundle & add the tree cutter to the cut faags, and you the fashes/faskes (fasces). Fascism has all the degeneracy of communism, it's basically a commune of one nation/country. So we gotta get rid of fascism and communism, and then get rid of the whole Overton window. Did the ancients or the medeevils have an Overton window?