Practice makes perfect
I’m a 50 year old mother of three.
My youngest is having her prom later this month. Her boyfriend came to me and asked me if it would be ok if they got a hotel room after prom. He said it was safer as there would likely be drinking.
I smiled and told him OK, but you better give my little girl a great prom night and not the crappy s** I have burned in my head from 32 years ago. Poor guy did not know what to say.
He stuttered and said some thin like no mam, i am a gentleman. I said darling, I was not born yesterday. My daughter is a very attractive young lady and you are a strappingly handsome young man.
He smiled and said, “Mam, your daughter is beautiful. But you are very sexy. She would be lucky if she grows up to be as hot as you.
I leaned over and gave him a kiss while reaching over to kiss him (we were on the sofa) I let my hand “accidentally” touch his crotch. OMG! He was so hard.
Long story short. We have been “practicing” for a few weeks now and boy is my daughter going to have amazing Prom Night.
I just hope we can still “practice” after prom!! :)