My mom has rubber ding dongs in her drawers

I'm a guy and was staying with my cousin 6 years ago, also a guy.
My parents made us be friends and during the summer, he'd stay a week with us and I'd have to stay a week with them. We were similar in age but had different interests. I liked outdoor sports and he liked to game. Also, my dad and his dad are brothers.
We were alone at their house and he went to his mother and father's room and brought out a d****. He said, "Look, mom uses this." I said 'ok put it back'. He said, "Want to lick it to taste mom?" I told him H*** NO! He started licking it. I asked if he was gay. He told me no he just liked licking it to taste his mom.
Thankfully I turned 17 and was old enough to get a part-time job and used that as an excuse to not hang with him any longer.

Stay out you momma’s drawers.

Guess you father does not know how to satisfy your mother.

Send her my way. I may be only 20 but I love to pound older women.