My first and last confession

Every night I drive beside your window for an hour. I don't think you ever noticed but probably you did because my headlights were shining right in your bedroom. Maybe you're just a really deep sleeper. I'm also the one who took a dump in your yard. That's right, it wasn't a St. Bernard that did it like I told you. But damn , I'm not sure what felt better, the feeling I got when you believed my lie or the act of taking the dump itself. You tell me, honeybuns. You tell me.

Report this
Today's Best Amazon Deals
The Best USB Travel Charger Is Anker's PowerCore Fusion, According To Our Readers
Available from Amazon
ConfessionPost may receive a commission
Get It On Amazon

1 Comment

  • newest
  • oldest
  • most replies
  • most popular
  • young love! warms the heart doesn't it?

Account Login
Is this post inapropriate?
Is this comment inapropriate?
Delete this post?