Now everyone knows.

Yesterday was my 40th birthday, I had a bunch of friend couples out to my mom's lake front cottage and it was basically just a drunk fest, By mid afternoon there were a lot of drunks doing beer pong, BBQ'ing, etc. A few of the couples bailed out early as they got a little too carried away but by 5:00 there was still my husband and I and 3 other couples who are all close to us obvioulsy.
My bestie, Like my one and only BFF created one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, I was standing at the bottom of the deck stairs and she walked up, Grabbed my skirt and pantsed me, I dropped my drink, Panicked because I wasn't wearing any underwear since I had just pulled it on over my bikini and took it off because it was wet but when I bent down to pull up my skirt I caught the corner of the step with my butt and that propelled me forward onto the grass stumbling out of my skirt completely. That wouldn't have been a huge deal and could have been easily rectified but as my husband put it this morning I apparently put on quite a show.
My husband said I fell forward right in front of him and 2 other couples, Writing in pain, Holding my a$$ and not paying any attention to trying to hide anything. I sat nodding my head this morning as he explained that I flopped right out in front of them, Grabbed my left butt cheek moaning in pain and had everything spread right out there in the open, He looked at me and said "Yup, So...D, M, S, J and R all seen your vag, A hole and everything and not just normal but you spread it right open for us", He said there was 10 seconds of everyone staring right up my crotch before I rolled over and my best friend wrapped a towel around me. then he said "But...Me, D, and M were out back smoking and they both M said "Dude" an held up his hand, High fived me and said "Gotta say....She looks great" and then he said they all laughed and talked a bit and apparently I have a nice v***** but even more so they said I have a nice butt hole (Gag)
I am dreading coming out of the bedroom this morning but have to face them eventually.

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  • Honey, walk out in your birthday suit. Give them a show.

    You said there was 3 couples right? If your lucky you can get a c*** in each hole. Those ladies will be so jealous. They will give your hubby a lot of attention and you two will have an amazing weekend.

    Your hubby will love the attention and you will be satisfied beyond comprehension

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