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Weekends with Great Aunt Dolly
I used to love visiting my great aunt during the summer, she taught me so much without me realizing. One night she drank lots of wine and ordered pizza and we had a lovely time but when she asked if I wanted desert she had me wait outside the kitchen for awhile. She called me into the kitchen and she was pantless on the table, legs up in the air, with whipped cream and a cherry in her front. She told me to come eat and lick like an iced cream cone, I was 13 and confused but I went along with it because I love whipped cream. She had me lick the cream off and then she re applied more whipped cream with a spray can and had me lick it off atleast 8 times. The last time she had me stick my tounge inside the opening of her and I suddenly tasted something much different, which I now understand what it is ofcoarse. She told me to never say a word and gave me $100 and now I am 27 and I still never have told anyone. Needless to say I am very skilled in that extra curricular. Thanks Great Aunt Dolly!
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