Wife confesses while intoxicated
My wife when to Sue her best friends daughter hen party this weekend and they all went away Friday to Sunday eve, they all had a great time been cheeky an d naughty as they do Sues daughter Holly is only 25 and Sue and my wife are 42yrs young, she doesn’t go out much we stay in on weekend and have a bottle of wine to share.
But she got very drunk trying to keep up with the girls and on Sunday eve she came home a bit squiffy with alcohol and when I was asking what had she been up to and if she had a good time she told me that on Saturday they went out for a nice meal then when to see some strippers, she said her and Sue weren’t going to go but other girls made them (not sure how true that is) and I asked what happened and she confessed to me that they got Holly up on stage and made her lick the cream of the guys ** and her bridesmaid ( which she is a ** fine women ** young girl) then my wife said the stripper was going in the crowd pushing his ** and letting everyone feel him ( which stirred my ** as she’s only been with me my wife ) and I asked her if she touched it and she said don’t be mad but he made me and Sue ** his ** with cream and and ** him off cause we were older ones and mother of bride -Sue) I was shocked I asked her did she like it as she was a bit squiffy on Sunday eve still and she said she did don’t be mad , I nearly came in my pants knowing my wife and Sue had given a stripper a BJ and he came over them both !!! I took her upstairs to bed still a bit drunk and had great ** she told me all details and she told me Holly’s friend Katie later met up with the stripper and he made her ** several times back in the hotel room, she also confessed that he was the biggest ** she had ever given a BJ to and needed to hands to ** him, I came several times her telling me this.
Did anyone else have to take a huge breath before reading this? You ever heard of punctuation mate? You know, commas, full-stops that sort of thing? Maybe a paragraph or two?
Anyway, nice bit of fiction you wrote there. Next time though, could you make up a bit where she actually f_cks the stripper? Cheers
I don’t she did or would as she and I are childhood sweethearts she’s only ever been with me and seen a few ** men’s **’s and the strippers she was intoxicated and caught up in the moment touching a strippers ** which was been pushed in her and her friends face.
What she didn't tell you is the also ** him.
Women only ever tell you half the story when they confess. It's kind of like when you ask them how many guys they have **, they also cut the number in half.
My wife first told me had only ever had ** with 5 guys including me when we started dating, and for several years after got married said the same (5 guys). We've been married for 24 years and the other day I was reading a ** questionnaire and answer test to her. Got to the part where it asked about number of past ** partners, thinking I knew the answer I was just about to select 5 guys, when my wife said she had slept with 9 guys. Now either she has ** 4 more guys since we have been married or she lied about how many guys she's **.
She tried to tell me that she forgot how many guys she had **, and just made up a number.
Proof that women lie about how many guys they have ** and that ALL women ** around on the husbands.
My father told me that i have to cheat on my wife at every chance in order to not look like a ** cuckold, by the way my parents are divorced cause my mother discover that my father was cheating on her.
That's karma for you
That's rough mate. You know what they all are don't you? Snakes with **
T_its
She can't be that honest when she's drunk or she would break the sad news that you've got the amorous abilities of donkey dung.
Sounds great, do you like the idea of your wife being with other men?