Dumb mom, dumb baby?

I love my wife, but I've always known she wasn't terribly smart. She has other great qualities that make her an excellent person.

But I find myself deeply hoping that my daughter will grow up to be much smarter. I don't want my daughter growing up to be someone's future dumb-but-sweet wife.

I want her mean and smart. Meaner and smarter than me, than my wife, than anyone. I'd like her to grow up to be a take no-nonsense ball-busting corporate ** who breaks three husbands for successively larger divorce decisions and only then gives me grandchildren.

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