I'm tempted

If you're a guy then tug that meat bro! If you're a girl eww

True. Girls are nasty and I totally hate that smell that happens according to the moon. I have to suffer sniggers and stares when I buy panty-liners, but I do it anyway. They can buy them by the ton without any such thing. Yuck! That's why stinky girls make me so glad that I'm gay.

I'll pull your appendix! Hot!