Not something a kid wants to hear

When I was 15 I was sitting in the back seat of a car being driven by the young punk my mother was seeing after she told my Dad she wanted him to move out so she could "think" about whether she wanted to stay married.
Unbeknownst to my Dad - she'd been carrying on a secrete relationship with this 26 yr old at work - for nearly a year! My mom is 39.
Anyway - they were laughing and stuff up there in the front of the car, then he looked at me in his mirror and said, "Hey kid - do you know what a BJ is?!"
I just glared at him.
He laughed and said, "Your mom gives great ones!!"

Mar 24
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  • At that comment, I would have grabbed the wheel and steered it right into oncoming traffic.

  • No daddy

  • I’m sorry to hear your story. I know it must hurt to see your parents apart. I know I hated it when my parents got a divorce.

    However, I have to admit that I am happy for your mom. Women should do what makes them happy. If her new lover makes your mother happy then you need to be happy for her.

    I’m sure your dad will find someone he can make happy and who makes him happy as well.

    Life is too short not to enjoy life’s best moments with the one who makes you happy.

  • Tell your father.

  • He probably knows. Most men can sense when their wives are having ** outside of the marriage. The best thing they can do is to ignore it and let her have her fling. They'll be others, but life is better when it's got variety.

  • That your mom didn't backhand his front teeth right then - tells me a lot about your mother's character.

  • She likes it in the ** woop woop

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