Toupee Obsession

Since I was very young I have enjoyed seeing men wearing obvious toupees, to the point that I wanted to be one as well. I am not balding at all. I have no biological need for a toupee. I'd like to find a barber willing to transform me into the clueless, rug-ged man who thinks he is fooling most of the people all of the time when, in reality, about half of the people he meets suspects that he wears a cheap rug. I gave up long ago trying to understand the why behind this toupee fetish.

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